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Access to this section is granted only to my most hardcore fans.
If you have the sac requisite throw down some cash for entrance,
if you are a close personal friend of mine, or if for some reason
I just got shitfaced and gave you a login and password, you
are part of the privileged few. Beyond this sign in page you
will find a collection of the most offensive and degrading articles,
pictures and humor known to modern man. Within this cesspool
of moral depravity will be rants written by Yours Truly that
were just too rough to be posted on the main page. There will
also be “Too Hot For Print” portions of 'Patriotism
Is My Motor, Testosterone My Fuel' that Dustin Green had
to take out at the last minute before publishing his book so
he wouldn’t get sued, mauled by militant feminists or
hunted down by the Mexican mafia. There is also a forum within
this section so that you too can rant, rave and throw tantrums
to your heart’s content.
Titles of the rants/articles found in
the VIP section:
Versus Battle: Urkel vs Martina Navratilova
The Pinnacle of Hispanic Douchebaggery
People I can do without: Needy Fanmail Fuckers
Versus Battle: Steven King's clown from "IT" vs the
Ass-Clown from "Patriotism is my Motor..."
Attention Black Movie-goers: Shut the fuck up!
Bastard in Vegas
IQ's and Voting
Fashionably Skinny
World Domination: it makes economic sense
VIP Hatemail from a "gangsta rapper"
Women, High Expectations and Hypocrisy
Cell Phones, the Crowning Jewels of Egomania
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